Even Sadder

Remember this? Well it seems that low self-esteem is quite common.

This afternoon, the phrase Pretty Please came up which made me wonder about its etymology and whether anybody has used the phrase Ugly Please. I tried Googling it to see if it is a Googlewhack. I doubted that it would be and expected plenty of hits with pages where people used the phrase Ugly Please. I don’t know if it has indeed been used or not because to my surprise, most of the pages that Google dug up to match to the query term, turned out to be sad people begging for approval and affirmation from others.

Even searching for "pretty please" "ugly please" which presumably would clarify what is being searched for turned up the same results. The last result seen in the screenshot is actually of a news report about this sad trend of youth begging strangers to validate them.

What’s really bizarre is that anyone who has read the comments on any given YouTube page can tell you that the Internet is the last place that anyone should turn for comfort and support; the Internet is the ultimate bully.

After several more variations of the query all turning up the same thing, I gave up and just did a search for "pretty please" etymology. It didn’t give me the answer I was looking for (about how much ugly please has been used), but at least it actually addressed the phrase instead of flooding the results with am-i-ugly pages. (I also tried to search for the literal opposite of pretty please, but "ugly you're welcome" didn’t find what I was looking for, and "ugly thank you" actually found some more sad people.)

Wow, people really need to have (a lot) more self-respect and self-esteem. 🙁

Screenshot of Google results for “Ugly Please”
Google results for “Ugly Please” shows sad people asking if they are ugly
Screenshot of Google results for “Ugly Please” and “Pretty Please”
Google results for “Ugly Please” and “Pretty Please” still shows sad people asking if they are ugly

Memory Limits and Life Expectancy

What happens to memory when people get older? We usually remember a lot of things from throughout our lives, but what would happen if one lived for an exceptionally long time? Would they forget more and more things from their past? Would they have difficulty remembering new things? Would their brain continue to grow to accommodate new memories? Would their head grow as well or would it explode?

Obviously there has to be a limit to how much can be remembered because there can be only a finite number of neurons. Does this limit memory or life expectancy?

The mechanisms through which our memories are encoded and decoded are still not thoroughly understood. We know a lot about it, but not specifically how it works at a low-level, anatomical level. It might turn out that memory is (essentially) limitless due to how it works (e.g., encoded in synaptic connections as opposed to individual neurons which could result in trillions upon trillions of combinations). However it seems more likely that there would be a limit in a way that is surprisingly similar to digital storage.

Speaking of digital storage, we now have storage devices that are incredibly small (~1.5cm3). Many gigabytes can be stored in a flash-drive that is about the size of a Tic Tac. If you filled the the brain’s memory center, the hippocampus (~3.0cm3), with tiny flash-cells, you could probably store about 64GB-128GB of data. That’s a lot, but not a huge amount. An android could certainly store much more, perhaps on the order of peta-bytes or even exa-bytes. The problem is in comparing to storage in the brain.

Johnny Mnemonic’s 80GB brain-capacity (even 160GB with compression) is surprisingly close to the aforementioned calculation which is impressively accurate considering that it came out in 1995 when a typical consumer hard-drive was the same size-as today but only about 512MB. Regardless, it isn’t quite analogous. The brain does not work like digital storage, so it’s not clear if or how/when a person could run out of room to store new memories.

32GB flash-drives that are only mm in size
Large-capacity flash-drives are very tiny now
Box of Tic Tacs
Tic Tacs are small

True Love is Awful

Anyone who has changed their baby’s diaper or cleaned up after their pet knows what true, unconditional love is. True love is not music and flowers; it’s nasty poo and pee. And if that’s not bad enough, it’s also sadness and misery when they get sick, hurt, go missing, or die.

Would you be willing to be a machine to live “forever”?

If the technology existed to put your brain in a robotic body (which of course could be upgraded and repaired much easier than a biological body), would you do it? On the one hand, it would allow you to live almost indefinitely (at least until your brain decays, though it could be that your brain could be uploaded to a robotic “brain”) since you can just replace any broken parts. On the other hand, you would be a robot, not a person.

Would you do it?