E’rybody a Grinch Up in Here

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At Grinch trivia

You’re a bad girl, Carly B
You really mess me up
You’re a dangerous corrupting force
That twists me up in knots, Carly B
But also drag me out of ruts

You’re an odd one, Michelle Reid
Even though you are my twin
You are almost everything I am
And also what I wish I’d been, Michelle Reid
Please don’t kick me in the shin

I’m out of lyrics, Matty Gats
I’ve run out of clever rhymes
Uh, the chainsaw sharpner’s on the way
So tell me if it’s dull, Matty Gats
Something something that rhymes with rhymes

Sorry I didn’t put as much effort into you’re verse as for the girls, but to be fair, you didn’t show me YOUR boobs

Carly I didn’t
Michelle Or me

Can I get two bottles of wine here?

Hey, this is on you two. You try to pull me out of my shell, and this is what you get. 🤷

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At Christmas

You’re my sister, Lili dear
Or at least, that’s what I’m told
I always thought that you were switched at birth
I was never really sold
Lili dear
But I still love you now that you’re old 😀

– Not Geisel & Hague

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All Out of Hope

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I’m all out of hope,
I have none left in me
I don’t what else is left for me to do now

I’m all out of hope,
I’m feeling so lonely
I’m ready to go now
Unless I still can meet you

I’m out of ideas,
I’ve already tried that
I’ve tried everything now
There’s nothing left to do

Please give me some hope
Come and tell me what to do
I’ll try anything
Even if it’s unlikely

Or unrealistic
I’ll try it anyway
What have I left to lose?
I’ll give anything a go

– Not Air Supply

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Que Sera

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When I was just a little kid,
I didn’t make plans
I went with the flow

But now that I’m old
I now have found out
What I should’ve always known

You have got to think ahead
Figure out your life in advance
Before you wind up dead
Life is not an eternal dance

Time is short you see
It flies by behind your back
You’re old and then dead like me
Happiness is what I lack

Regrets are all that are left
For all the things left undone
You’ll end up feeling bereft
But you’re not the only one

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be will
I am now done, you see
So try not to end up like me

Tricky Difficulty

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It’s tricky to make a ramp
To make a difficulty ramp
It’s tricky
It’s tricky tricky tricky

Making up a new game
To be tough but not too lame
You have to make fun to play but balancing is the aim

Make it somewhat daunting
But not so much it’s haunting
It has to be a challenge but not like it is taunting

Only slightly painful
Making games is gainful
It has to be a thrill to beat ’cause quitting is disdainful

It’s tricky to make a ramp
To make a difficulty ramp
It’s tricky
It’s tricky tricky tricky

– Not Run-DMC

Round Here

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I must be tired of life
I must be tired of something

Round here
I’m running out of gas
Round here
Life has kicked my ass

Round here, I’m running on fumes
And I have got nothing left
Round here
I’m feeling so bereft

Round here
She’s always on my mind
Round here
I think of her all the time
Round here there is no option
Cause I met her far too late
Round here
We can’t go on a date

– Not Counting Crows

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Life’s a Bitch

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I hate the world today
It’s been so cruel to me
I know but I can’t change
The past or reality

There is nothing I can do
To have you here with me
I did what you all said
But didn’t change a thing

Life’s a bitch
I am tired
What I’ve tried has all backfired

Group-events and dating-apps,
My whole life has turned to crap

Nothing left that I can try
Only looking now to die
I tried it all and now give up
There’s nothing left now in my cup

– Not Meredith Brooks

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