The power of Feist propels you
One, two, three, four, tell me that you love Christ more
Five, six, nine, or ten, money can’t buy you heaven
Old Christian faith alive in your heart
Demons don’t care, will rip you apart
Pop Exorcism
Author: Synetech
In Da Bus
You can’t find me on da bus,
No, I ain’t ready to roam
Look mami I ain’t got da 50-cent,
I can’t even afford a comb
I really need a ride,
I ain’t into walking, no
So come give me a buck,
If you into getting home
COPPA Compliance
At the COPPA, COPPA-compliance
Where kids are the subject because some parents neglect
At the COPPAAAAAA
Let’s play some games
Forgot about eBay
Nowadays, everybody wanna hoc like they got something fo’ sale
But nothing gets sold when they post their shit
It’s just a bunch of scammer lists
And Amazon laughs cause we forgot about eBay
Another Pew in the Hall
We don’t need no ministration
We don’t need no thought control
No dark brain-washing in Sunday-school
Preacher, leave them kids aloneHey, preacher, leave them kids alone
All in all it’s just another pew in the hall
All in all you’re just another pew in the hall
An ode to my town prison
Sung to the tune of Starships “We Built This City”
I hate this city
I hate this city
I hate this city,
with all my soul
Art Smack
One smack, two smack, three smack, four smack
Everybody gobsmacked, go and get a big snack
Art’s just started, got all night, volume up, start the show
Hunker down and dim the lights
And now to watch an evil, nasty blow
Cooking Lessons
As seen in my dating profiles:
I made breakfast-in-bed recently and two thoughts occurred to me:
- It would have been much nicer if I wasn’t going to be eating alone
- A pillow is a terrible place to put a hotplate to fry stuff
The Ultimate Insult
Regardless of the culture or language, most insults and expletives tend to revolve around gross stuff like bodily waste, sexual acts, and familial insults, especially of mothers.
By that logic, the ultimate insult is: I had sex with your mother’s poop! 🍆🤱💩
Wait a second… 🤔 😕
Maybe some things are less than the sum of their parts. 🤷
Movie-Watching Law
Imagine if you will, a law that mandates that you must watch several movies every day, it’s like work, but you don’t get paid. You have to sit there and watch movies, no matter what, it’s obligatory. It doesn’t matter if you have other things to do or aren’t in the mood or don’t like the movies, you have to watch them. Moreover, you must sit there and only watch the movies, you can’t multitask other things like work, eating, exercise, play, or anything else while you watch the movies, you must sit still and watch the movies and nothing else. You don’t really get any choice in what movies you watch, you can try to request a specific movie, but it’s usually a random selection of movies that may or may not be relevant to you. The movies may be sad or scary or boring, but you have to watch whatever you’re given. You might get away with skipping them for a day or two once in a while, or just watching one or two, but the more you do, the worse the punishment will be when you get caught. On top of all this, you forget all about the movies as soon as they’re over, so you can’t even enjoy ones that were good.
I’ve got bad news; this law already exists, in the twilight zone (and the real world). It’s called sleep. 😴
