I’m sick of people using the terms “prediction” or “prophecy” for things that are clearly NOT those. It’s NOT a prediction to say that the sun will come up tomorrow or a prophecy to say that people will die in a country embroiled in a war or magicians with a pet TIGER might get hurt. Gee, who could posssssibly have predicted that? 🙄 That’s just common sense and cold-reading, à la so-called psychics and mediums like the Biggest Douche in the Universe, John Edwards, per the South Park episode of the same name. Saying obvious things or extremely vague and ambiguous ideas is WORTHLESS.
Moreover, it’s meaningless if someone does something, KNOWING of the prediction. Like how Adolph Hitler was fully aware of Nostradamus’ works talking about an antichrist called “Hister”, and intentionally tried to lean into to it to make it sound like it’s about him. And certainly not if the “prediction” comes AFTER the event itself, like how The Simpsons did NOT predict Trump going down the escalator after announcing running for office, that aired 29 days AFTER he did it.
Here’s a REAL prediction:
On Tuesday, Sep 25, 2025, at 12:47:55pm, Donald Trump will eat a BLT with American “cheese”, with a side of sweet-potato curly-fries and a diet Sprite at the Denny’s in Butte, Montana after it re-opens, served by Sarah Mary-Bell Andrews and cooked by Michael Plovins, but it will be contaminated with e-coli, and cause him to have terrible diarrhea, which will be caught on camera by KXLF 4, reported on by Edgar Cedillo, which then gets worldwide attention, destroying the image of the USA and causing Jinping and Putin to launch synchronized invasions, making Red Dawn become reality, on Sunday Nov, 16, 2025 at 03:44:17am, which resistance-fighters in the future will call…
Skibi Day Toilet