Now it’s time to make a change,
To go to sleep permanently,
I’m not young, my life flew by,
I’ve got nothing left to doI missed out, I didn’t live
I didn’t find a girl to marry,
Now I’m old, and I know
I can’t be happy
– Not Cat Stevens
Now it’s time to make a change,
To go to sleep permanently,
I’m not young, my life flew by,
I’ve got nothing left to doI missed out, I didn’t live
I didn’t find a girl to marry,
Now I’m old, and I know
I can’t be happy
– Not Cat Stevens
Pack it up, pack it in
Too late to begin
I’ll never win
Happy me is a sinLife will beat me up
I won’t try to get up
I always kept on trying,
But now it’s time to give upLay down, stay down,
Come on, lay your life down
You just keep on losing, life is just a frown
– Not House of Pain
Iiiii just wanna die,
Put your arms around me baby,
Lay me down to sleep now baby,
Iiiii just waaant toooo die
– Not Sugar Ray
I don’t want to wait,
For my life to be over,
I want to get it done right now, you seeI don’t want to wait,
For my life to be over,
My life is nothing left except sorry
– Not Paula Cole
At Grinch trivia
You’re a bad girl, Carly B
You really mess me up
You’re a dangerous corrupting force
That twists me up in knots, Carly B
But also drag me out of rutsYou’re an odd one, Michelle Reid
Even though you are my twin
You are almost everything I am
And also what I wish I’d been, Michelle Reid
Please don’t kick me in the shinI’m out of lyrics, Matty Gats
I’ve run out of clever rhymes
Uh, the chainsaw sharpner’s on the way
So tell me if it’s dull, Matty Gats
Something something that rhymes with rhymes
Sorry I didn’t put as much effort into you’re verse as for the girls, but to be fair, you didn’t show me YOUR boobs
Carly I didn’t
Michelle Or me
Can I get two bottles of wine here?
Hey, this is on you two. You try to pull me out of my shell, and this is what you get. 🤷
…
At Christmas
You’re my sister, Lili dear
Or at least, that’s what I’m told
I always thought that you were switched at birth
I was never really sold
Lili dear
But I still love you now that you’re old 😀
– Not Geisel & Hague
I’m all out of hope,
I have none left in me
I don’t what else is left for me to do nowI’m all out of hope,
I’m feeling so lonely
I’m ready to go now
Unless I still can meet youI’m out of ideas,
I’ve already tried that
I’ve tried everything now
There’s nothing left to doPlease give me some hope
Come and tell me what to do
I’ll try anything
Even if it’s unlikelyOr unrealistic
I’ll try it anyway
What have I left to lose?
I’ll give anything a go
– Not Air Supply
I must be tired of life
I must be tired of somethingRound here
I’m running out of gas
Round here
Life has kicked my assRound here, I’m running on fumes
And I have got nothing left
Round here
I’m feeling so bereftRound here
She’s always on my mind
Round here
I think of her all the time
Round here there is no option
Cause I met her far too late
Round here
We can’t go on a date
– Not Counting Crows
I hate the world today
It’s been so cruel to me
I know but I can’t change
The past or realityThere is nothing I can do
To have you here with me
I did what you all said
But didn’t change a thingLife’s a bitch
I am tired
What I’ve tried has all backfiredGroup-events and dating-apps,
My whole life has turned to crapNothing left that I can try
Only looking now to die
I tried it all and now give up
There’s nothing left now in my cup
– Not Meredith Brooks
I had a bad day
Or rather a week
I meant a whole month,
I forgot how to speakOr just a whole life,
The whole thing’s a mess
I really messed up
I have to confessI had a bad day
I wish [it was only a day]
– Not Daniel Powter
Let’s talk about sets, baby
Let’s talk about OCD
Let’s talk about hoarding and collecting
Everything you see
Let’s about sets,
Let’s about sets
– Not Salt-N-Pepa