E’rybody a Grinch Up in Here

At Grinch trivia

You’re a bad girl, Carly B
You really mess me up
You’re a dangerous corrupting force
That twists me up in knots, Carly B
But also drag me out of ruts

You’re an odd one, Michelle Reid
Even though you are my twin
You are almost everything I am
And also what I wish I’d been, Michelle Reid
Please don’t kick me in the shin

I’m out of lyrics, Matty Gats
I’ve run out of clever rhymes
Uh, the chainsaw sharpner’s on the way
So tell me if it’s dull, Matty Gats
Something something that rhymes with rhymes

Sorry I didn’t put as much effort into you’re verse as for the girls, but to be fair, you didn’t show me YOUR boobs

Carly I didn’t
Michelle Or me

Can I get two bottles of wine here?

Hey, this is on you two. You try to pull me out of my shell, and this is what you get. 🤷

At Christmas

You’re my sister, Lili dear
Or at least, that’s what I’m told
I always thought that you were switched at birth
I was never really sold
Lili dear
But I still love you now that you’re old 😀

– Not Geisel & Hague

All Out of Hope

I’m all out of hope,
I have none left in me
I don’t what else is left for me to do now

I’m all out of hope,
I’m feeling so lonely
I’m ready to go now
Unless I still can meet you

I’m out of ideas,
I’ve already tried that
I’ve tried everything now
There’s nothing left to do

Please give me some hope
Come and tell me what to do
I’ll try anything
Even if it’s unlikely

Or unrealistic
I’ll try it anyway
What have I left to lose?
I’ll give anything a go

– Not Air Supply

Round Here

I must be tired of life
I must be tired of something

Round here
I’m running out of gas
Round here
Life has kicked my ass

Round here, I’m running on fumes
And I have got nothing left
Round here
I’m feeling so bereft

Round here
She’s always on my mind
Round here
I think of her all the time
Round here there is no option
Cause I met her far too late
Round here
We can’t go on a date

– Not Counting Crows

Life’s a Bitch

I hate the world today
It’s been so cruel to me
I know but I can’t change
The past or reality

There is nothing I can do
To have you here with me
I did what you all said
But didn’t change a thing

Life’s a bitch
I am tired
What I’ve tried has all backfired

Group-events and dating-apps,
My whole life has turned to crap

Nothing left that I can try
Only looking now to die
I tried it all and now give up
There’s nothing left now in my cup

– Not Meredith Brooks