Tag: Music

I’m sorry Ms Saunders,
I am for real,
Never meant to not bother to try
I apologize a trillion times

I’m sorry Ms Saunders,
I am for real,
Never meant to cheat in English class,
I just hope that you don’t kick my butt

Me and that novel
Got a special thang goin’ on
You call it’s reading
But it’s just the cover
Hope I don’t feel this
Feel this guilt forever
You could give me a retro-F
But I’ll keep the diploma

I just might feel guilty
About cheating forever
Forever, forever ever, FOREVER EVER?
Forever never seems that long until you’re grown
But by now it’s over and and means nothin’

Puff’s raped around the world and he he he
He raped all the ladies
We don’t know and we don’t know why
He got off so scot-free

We don’t know why he’s famous
Is from it his crappy
Songs, or his Mercedes
Rape-y, rape-y!

He raped all the boys and he beat up all the girls
Singing doo wah ditty Diddy’s dumb Diddy did it
Throwing the freakoffs to really ruin the world
Singing doo wah ditty Diddy’s dumb Diddy is shit

He did this, did this
Did that, did that
Did it all and you know
Diddy really is a ho’

I wanted to go to a backyard-fire (me doing social stuff‽), but it was at the same time as film-night. I wanted to go after the movie, but I was getting notifications of people posting messages about the bonfire to say thanks after leaving. It would’ve taken 20-30 minutes to drive across town, so there would be few people left by the time I got there. On top of that, my stomach was really bad, I was worried about I wouldn’t even survive film-night, so I skipped the fire. I feel bad for not showing up because she said that if I don’t make it off the wait-list by the night of the fire, I could just go over anyway. I expected to see her a couple of nights later at trivia and thought of a way to apologize:

Please forgive me,
I tried to go it’s true

Please forgive me,
Film-night was that night too

I can’t deny it,
Choosing isn’t what I do

Please forgive me,
I really had to poo

(She was disappointed I didn’t show, but I just said “sorry”, I didn’t sing the apology; my social-anxiety-disorder is not compatible with public-singing, or I would have sung a normal song at karaoke a month earlier. 😒)

I’m a provider
I keep on giving
I get it all
Just to give it away

Yeah, I’m a provider
Help my family
Keeping them going
On every day

Why is air gassy? What is a lead?
Mercury’s tasty, makes me feel dead.
Why so solid? Get less hard!
Why is it yellow? Get mustard!

Arvin Ash – Why is Mercury a Liquid? Gold Yellow? Oxygen colorless? How Elements Get Their Properties

I like big blimps but I cannot fly
You other pilots can’t deny
When a plane flies in with itty bitty wings and a round prop in your face
You get flung
Into the sky

Now this is the part where the cops break down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like corruption now
The cops come back and everybody lose themselves

Now snap back to reality
Cops huddle up now
Yo they gettin’ they story straight?
Lyin’ they ass off

Piggie piggie piggie piggie piggie piggie
They’re making up evidence for BS charges and fees
Piggies (what‽) piggies (what‽)
Grab you left nut, and tase yourself into a coma (what‽)

Black cops
White cops
Skinny cops
Fat cops
Tall cops
Small cops
I’m callin’ out all cops

Everybody report to the protest
It’s your chance for a little revoltest
Cop squeezin’s it’s the season
Just go (OINK OINK OINK OINK)
Abolish qualified immunity
No really, get rid of that crap 😒

The power of Feist propels you

One, two, three, four, tell me that you love Christ more
Five, six, nine, or ten, money can’t buy you heaven
Old Christian faith alive in your heart
Demons don’t care, will rip you apart

You can’t find me on da bus,
No, I ain’t ready to roam
Look mami I ain’t got da 50-cent,
I can’t even afford a comb
I really need a ride,
I ain’t into walking, no
So come give me a buck,
If you into getting home