Lose Yourself … to Police Corruption

Now this is the part where the cops break down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like corruption now
The cops come back and everybody lose themselves

Now snap back to reality
Cops huddle up now
Yo they gettin’ they story straight?
Lyin’ they ass off

Piggie piggie piggie piggie piggie piggie
They’re making up evidence for BS charges and fees
Piggies (what‽) piggies (what‽)
Grab you left nut, and tase yourself into a coma (what‽)

Black cops
White cops
Skinny cops
Fat cops
Tall cops
Small cops
I’m callin’ out all cops

Everybody report to the protest
It’s your chance for a little revoltest
Cop squeezin’s it’s the season
Just go (OINK OINK OINK OINK)
Abolish qualified immunity
No really, get rid of that crap 😒

Another Pew in the Hall

We don’t need no ministration
We don’t need no thought control
No dark brain-washing in Sunday-school
Preacher, leave them kids alone

Hey, preacher, leave them kids alone
All in all it’s just another pew in the hall
All in all you’re just another pew in the hall

We don’t need no private lessons
No fondling under the robes
We don’t need no priestly groping
No molestation of altar-boys

Hey, preacher, leave them kids alone
All in all it’s just another slave in the church
All in all you’re just another left in a lurch

Weekly confessing doesn’t do much
Absolution don’t work that way
You have to stop forever or else
It won’t count if you do it again

Hey, preacher, leave them kids alone
All in all it’s just another pew in the hall
All in all you’re just another pew in the hall

An ode to my town prison

Sung to the tune of Starships “We Built This City”

I hate this city
I hate this city
I hate this city,
with all my soul

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The Ultimate Insult

Regardless of the culture or language, most insults and expletives tend to revolve around gross stuff like bodily waste, sexual acts, and familial insults, especially of mothers.

By that logic, the ultimate insult is: I had sex with your mother’s poop! 🍆🤱💩

Wait a second… 🤔 😕

Maybe some things are less than the sum of their parts. 🤷