Our father who farts in heaven,
Hollow and so lame;
My lingam cum,
Thy orgy done,
My girth in inches is seven.You are so gay, so give me head,
And forgive us our chapped asses,
As we forgive those whose asses chafe against us.And leave our crotches unshaven,
But deliver us some deisel,
For mine is a ricer,
With horsepower coal-rolling,Forever and ever.
Aw, man.
– God