♪ Black Christmas, I tore you apart,
but the very next day, you all ran away.Next year, to make you all fear,
I’m bringing in someone special.♫
♪ Black Christmas, I tore you apart,
but the very next day, you all ran away.Next year, to make you all fear,
I’m bringing in someone special.♫
Dammit, nothing rhymes with “special”. ¬_¬
Also, I rejected “Black Christmas, I tore out your heart” because it wouldn’t work with the victims running away without making them supernatural.