E’rybody a Grinch Up in Here

At Grinch trivia

You’re a bad girl, Carly B
You really mess me up
You’re a dangerous corrupting force
That twists me up in knots, Carly B
But also drag me out of ruts

You’re an odd one, Michelle Reid
Even though you are my twin
You are almost everything I am
And also what I wish I’d been, Michelle Reid
Please don’t kick me in the shin

I’m out of lyrics, Matty Gats
I’ve run out of clever rhymes
Uh, the chainsaw sharpner’s on the way
So tell me if it’s dull, Matty Gats
Something something that rhymes with rhymes

Sorry I didn’t put as much effort into you’re verse as for the girls, but to be fair, you didn’t show me YOUR boobs

Carly I didn’t
Michelle Or me

Can I get two bottles of wine here?

Hey, this is on you two. You try to pull me out of my shell, and this is what you get. 🤷

At Christmas

You’re my sister, Lili dear
Or at least, that’s what I’m told
I always thought that you were switched at birth
I was never really sold
Lili dear
But I still love you now that you’re old 😀

– Not Geisel & Hague

All Out of Hope

I’m all out of hope,
I have none left in me
I don’t what else is left for me to do now

I’m all out of hope,
I’m feeling so lonely
I’m ready to go now
Unless I still can meet you

I’m out of ideas,
I’ve already tried that
I’ve tried everything now
There’s nothing left to do

Please give me some hope
Come and tell me what to do
I’ll try anything
Even if it’s unlikely

Or unrealistic
I’ll try it anyway
What have I left to lose?
I’ll give anything a go

– Not Air Supply