Ooh ooh my my sexy thighs
They’re really beat up you realize
Hey hey ow ow can’t you see?
They’re really falling apart on meOoh ooh ah ah sexy thighs
My shins are broken again tonight
Hey hey ow ow can’t you see?
I just sandpapered off my kneeHey hey ouch ouch calves are torn
They’re in the worse shape since I was born
Oof oof yikes yikes what do I do?
My poor legs just won’t last for youSexy thighs
– Not Whigfield