Mr. Lockpicking Guy

A long, long time ago I can still remember how
I got myself a copy of MIT’s lockpicking guide
I downloaded and printed it
I tried to do some of that shit
I finally picked a lock and then I died

And now they’re singing
Bye bye mister lock-picking guy
Picked the wrong lock in the wrong place
Which caused you to die
A cartel stash-house is the worst place
To test your skills while you are alive
Cause that’ll be the day that you die
That’ll be the day that you die

– Not Don McLean