Month: September 2024

Puff’s raped around the world and he he he
He raped all the ladies
We don’t know and we don’t know why
He got off so scot-free

We don’t know why he’s famous
Is from it his crappy
Songs, or his Mercedes
Rape-y, rape-y!

He raped all the boys and he beat up all the girls
Singing doo wah ditty Diddy’s dumb Diddy did it
Throwing the freakoffs to really ruin the world
Singing doo wah ditty Diddy’s dumb Diddy is shit

He did this, did this
Did that, did that
Did it all and you know
Diddy really is a ho’

– Not Puff Daddy P. Diddy Sean Combs

I wanted to go to a backyard-fire (me doing social stuff‽), but it was at the same time as film-night. I wanted to go after the movie, but I was getting notifications of people posting messages about the bonfire to say thanks after leaving. It would’ve taken 20-30 minutes to drive across town, so there would be few people left by the time I got there. On top of that, my stomach was really bad, I was worried about I wouldn’t even survive film-night, so I skipped the fire. I feel bad for not showing up because she said that if I don’t make it off the wait-list by the night of the fire, I could just go over anyway. I expected to see her a couple of nights later at trivia and thought of a way to apologize:

Please forgive me,
I tried to go it’s true

Please forgive me,
Film-night was that night too

I can’t deny it,
Choosing isn’t what I do

Please forgive me,
I really had to poo

– Not Bryan Adams

(She was disappointed I didn’t show, but I just said “sorry”, I didn’t sing the apology; my social-anxiety-disorder is not compatible with public-singing, or I would have sung a normal song at karaoke a month earlier. 😒)