Student: Harriet Beecher Tubman wrote a book about how she made the underground funk railroad because black people weren’t allowed to sit in the cool spot at the back of the bus. That’s how subways were invented.
Teacher: …F…+ ¬_¬
Month: February 2012
What do women want?
The radio hosts this morning were discussing Valentine’s day. The male asked listeners what women want these days and the female commented that he has been married for 16 years and still doesn’t know.
I called in to tell them that she misunderstood his question. He was not asking the general (and pointless) question what do women want?, he was asking specifically what women want these days, as in 2012. For example:
- Are women still happy with flowers and candy, or do they want an iPad instead?
- Are they satisfied with a romantic dinner anymore, or do they prefer a cruise?
- Can you still get away with buying them a new mop, or do they expect a Dyson?