{"id":970,"date":"2020-10-11T19:45:52","date_gmt":"2020-10-11T23:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/?p=970"},"modified":"2024-05-08T13:59:00","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T17:59:00","slug":"my-life-is-all-or-nothing-always-extremes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/2020\/10\/11\/my-life-is-all-or-nothing-always-extremes\/","title":{"rendered":"My life is all or nothing, always extremes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always been about balance and moderation. I&#8217;m a rational person and don&#8217;t believe in astrology, but I find it an amusing coincidence that I&#8217;m a Libra.<\/p>\n<p>That said, a long time ago, I notice and pointed out to my mother that our lives were weird, that we either have none of something or a lot of it. Now that I&#8217;m alone, I see that pattern wasn&#8217;t specific to her (since she was the one who did the shopping), it applies to me (or at least, me as well; maybe I just inherited her shopping habits).<\/p>\n<p>I first noticed it with foods, like cookies, but it applies to <strong>everything<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>I either have zero chips, or 100 bags of chips (I&#8217;m down to maybe 30 now).<br \/>\nI either have zero ice-cream, or 40 cartons of ice-cream (I&#8217;m down to maybe 30 now).<br \/>\nI either have zero spare USB keyboards, or 30 USB keyboards (I can&#8217;t find one I like).<br \/>\nI either have zero CCTV cameras, or I have four CCTV cameras (technically five).<br \/>\nI either have zero PS3 games, or I have 300 PS3 games (and still have played none).<br \/>\nI either have zero girlfriends, or\u2026 um\u2026 okay, maybe it doesn&#8217;t apply to <em>everything<\/em>. \ud83e\udd37<\/p>\n<div class=\"tagcloud\"><a href=\"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/tag\/jokes\/\" rel=\"tag\">Jokes<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always been about balance and moderation. I&#8217;m a rational person and don&#8217;t believe in astrology, but I find it an amusing coincidence that I&#8217;m a Libra. That said, a long time ago, I notice and pointed out to my mother that our lives were weird, that we either have none of something or a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}