{"id":9,"date":"2008-01-22T23:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T23:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/blog\/2008\/01\/22\/health-take-two-episodes-and-call-me-in-the-morning\/"},"modified":"2008-01-22T23:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T23:13:00","slug":"health-take-two-episodes-and-call-me-in-the-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/2008\/01\/22\/health-take-two-episodes-and-call-me-in-the-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"[Health] Take Two Episodes and Call Me in the Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About six weeks ago I began watching some children\u2019s cartoons in the morning on the Family\/Disney channel because I have to get up early to give my cat her insulin shot. I did that for a couple of weeks. The new year began and the television season resumed. Thanks to the writer\u2019s strike (and I don\u2019t mean that sarcastically) there were very few shows that actually had new episodes. I watched a couple of other kid\u2019s shows and before I knew it, I was hooked.<\/p>\n<p>For the past three weeks I have been watching the Family\/Disney channel almost exclusively and couldn\u2019t be happier. I still watch whatever episodes air of the adult shows I watch, but I have given up <em>A Daily Show<\/em> and <em>Colbert Report<\/em> (which are worthless without writers anyway).<\/p>\n<p>Stress is a mental condition yet can manifest physical symptoms (which can actually be permanent). If feeling bad can damage your health, then why can\u2019t feeling good improve it? They do say that laughter is the best medicine\u2026 In that vein, I now prefer children\u2019s programming to adult programming. For some reason adults are obsessed with feeling bad. Adult shows and movies insist on depicting sad and depressing events with characters getting sick and dying. Just take a look at Oscar-winning movies: the vast majority of them are crappy, dramatic, retarded-gay-child-has-horrible-life-and-gets-cancer-and-dies types; the more depressing the better. Children\u2019s programs on the other hand are all optimistic and hopeful. They still portray conflict, but nothing serious or permanent, and always fixable by the end of the episode.<\/p>\n<p>As a side benefit, whereas adult\u2019s programs are\u2014very\u2014slow paced and get boring very quickly, children\u2019s programs are designed for shorter attention spans, and are thus much more entertaining and engaging. I have found that I can watch them much more easily than adult programming, and they hold my attention until the end. The one down side is that they tend to have silly sound effects and stuff which can occasionally be irritating.<\/p>\n<p>Ever since I began watching kid\u2019s shows, I have noticed that I do in fact feel better and my depression has lessened. I also feel better physically and have fewer pains and aches.<\/p>\n<p>So if you are sick and feeling terrible, just take a couple of kid\u2019s shows and call me in the morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About six weeks ago I began watching some children\u2019s cartoons in the morning on the Family\/Disney channel because I have to get up early to give my cat her insulin shot. I did that for a couple of weeks. The new year began and the television season resumed. Thanks to the writer\u2019s strike (and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}