{"id":774,"date":"2013-03-18T16:40:05","date_gmt":"2013-03-18T21:40:05","guid":{"rendered":"synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/?p=774"},"modified":"2013-03-21T16:47:04","modified_gmt":"2013-03-21T21:47:04","slug":"i-broke-my-freakin-tooth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/2013\/03\/18\/i-broke-my-freakin-tooth\/","title":{"rendered":"I broke my freakin\u2019 tooth!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stupid Bulk Barn. My mother made a coffee-bundt cake last week. I cut off a slice and took a bite and bam! I bit into what seems to be a walnut shell. My front tooth twisted and broke. It hurt like hell! Stupid Bulk Barn; why the hell didn\u2019t they properly clear out the shells from their crushed walnuts? It\u2019s not even one little piece that slipped through; we checked some more and found lots of these shell pieces, some small, some large. Obviously they crushed a whole walnut and let it go through, shell and all. Dammit!<\/p>\n<div class=\"tagcloud\"><a href=\"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/tag\/health\/\" rel=\"tag\">Health<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stupid Bulk Barn. My mother made a coffee-bundt cake last week. I cut off a slice and took a bite and bam! I bit into what seems to be a walnut shell. My front tooth twisted and broke. It hurt like hell! Stupid Bulk Barn; why the hell didn\u2019t they properly clear out the shells [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}