{"id":16,"date":"2006-10-30T05:05:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-30T05:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/blog\/2006\/10\/30\/people-valve-and-jennifer-phang-owe-me-an-hour\/"},"modified":"2006-10-30T05:05:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-30T05:05:00","slug":"people-valve-and-jennifer-phang-owe-me-an-hour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/2006\/10\/30\/people-valve-and-jennifer-phang-owe-me-an-hour\/","title":{"rendered":"[People] Valve and Jennifer Phang Owe Me An Hour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The most interesting thing just happened.  I had to forcibly make myself leave the IMDB page for the drama film &#8220;Half-Life&#8221; because it was entirely too easy to cut the juveniles down who were ranting and raving that the movie isn&#8217;t about the game.  I looked up at the clock and suddenly noticed that I had spent almost an hour just posting biting retorts to those fools.  I posted almost a dozen replies to their infantile complaints, carefully crafted to educate, entertain, and insult.<\/p>\n<p>While it may have been fun, I had to force myself to stop because there were so many, and they were so easy, that I could have easily gone on for another hour.  Besides, they were <em>too<\/em> easy.  There was just no sport in it, no honor of shooting down an idiot, no matter how large; fish in a pickle jar.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s an hour of my life that I&#8217;ll never get back.  \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The most interesting thing just happened. I had to forcibly make myself leave the IMDB page for the drama film &#8220;Half-Life&#8221; because it was entirely too easy to cut the juveniles down who were ranting and raving that the movie isn&#8217;t about the game. I looked up at the clock and suddenly noticed that I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/glab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}