{"id":9,"date":"2009-01-12T23:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/blog\/2009\/01\/12\/politics-breaking-records-is-easy\/"},"modified":"2011-02-21T23:38:03","modified_gmt":"2011-02-22T04:38:03","slug":"breaking-records-is-easy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/2009\/01\/12\/breaking-records-is-easy\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking Records is Easy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jon Stewart just mentioned on the <em>The Daily Show<\/em> about how Barack Obama is the first African-American president to hold a press conference to lay out his financial plans, and then added that he would be breaking a lot of records.<\/p>\n<p>The thing is that everything that Obama does breaks a record if you tack on \u201cfirst African-American president to\u2026\u201d For example, he\u2019s the first African-American president to drive to work, the first African-American president to eat Cheerios, the first African-American president to pee standing up, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, you can extend this to anyone and anything if you\u2019re specific enough: I am the first me in the world to sleep tonight, ever! Say, that\u2019s not a bad idea. Good night.<\/p>\n<div class=\"tagcloud\"><a href=\"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/tag\/politics\/\" rel=\"tag\">Politics<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jon Stewart just mentioned on the The Daily Show about how Barack Obama is the first African-American president to hold a press conference to lay out his financial plans, and then added that he would be breaking a lot of records. The thing is that everything that Obama does breaks a record if you tack [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}