{"id":286,"date":"2012-07-13T21:23:25","date_gmt":"2012-07-14T02:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/?p=286"},"modified":"2012-07-13T21:23:25","modified_gmt":"2012-07-14T02:23:25","slug":"true-love-is-awful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/2012\/07\/13\/true-love-is-awful\/","title":{"rendered":"True Love is Awful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who has changed their baby\u2019s diaper or cleaned up after their pet knows what true, unconditional love is. True love is not music and flowers; it\u2019s nasty poo and pee. And if that\u2019s not bad enough, it\u2019s also sadness and misery when they get sick, hurt, go missing, or die.<\/p>\n<div class=\"tagcloud\"><a href=\"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/tag\/love\/\" rel=\"tag\">Love<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/tag\/philosophy\/\" rel=\"tag\">Philosophy<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who has changed their baby\u2019s diaper or cleaned up after their pet knows what true, unconditional love is. True love is not music and flowers; it\u2019s nasty poo and pee. And if that\u2019s not bad enough, it\u2019s also sadness and misery when they get sick, hurt, go missing, or die. Love, Philosophy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[71,43],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-love","tag-philosophy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/synetech.ddns.net\/blogs\/brainbucket\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}